Sis was just outside with the dogs. I was sitting on the couch in front of the window, and Ocho came up to say hello. Then he asked me to pass along a message to Sister Dear. A reenactment:
Me (calling out the window): Katieeeeeeeeeee!
Sis (in front yard): What?
Me: Katieeeeee!
Sis: WHAT?
Me:: Ocho says hellooooo!
Sis: That's fantastic.
Me: Ocho told me that he wanted me to tell you that he says hello!
Sis: Hi, Ocho.
Me: Katieeee?
Sis: WHAT.
Me: Ocho says he wants a cheeseburger.
Sis: Well, he's not getting one.
Me: Katieee! Ocho says he wants to change his order to a Fillet O' Fish sandwich!
Sis: He's not getting that, either.
Me: Katieee! Ocho wants an apple pie with his Fillet O' Fish sandwich!
Sis: .....
Me: And no tartar sauce on his Fillet O' Fish sandwich!
Sis: .............
Me: Katieee! Ocho wants orange juice! He wants a Fillet O' Fish sandwich, an apple pie and an orange juice! And no tartar sauce on his Fillet O' Fish sandwich!
Sis: Ok, I'm pretending to write this down.
Me: Katieee! Ocho wants a 12-piece Chicken McNugget instead!
Sis: Oh for....
Me: Katieee? Ocho wants to know if they still have the McRib?
Sis: NO.
Me: Katie? Ocho changed his mind. He wants pizza instead.
Sis: Did you take a Xanax?
EPILOGUE:
Fortunately, I was able to pacify Ocho with some bubble tea.
Fortunately, I was able to pacify Ocho with some bubble tea.
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