I honestly think my insomnia makes me ideally suited for parenting. And after living for so many years with a herd of rebellious and vindictive felines, I have the patience of a saint.
I don't know, it's just that every time I'm awake at 3:00 a.m. I start thinking that I'm wasting my talent and should consider a career in wet-nursing.
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Did you know that a wet nurse is a woman who breast feeds the infants of other women? You keep using this word but I do not think it means what you think it means.
Um, have you seen my rack?
Uh DOY.
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