Kiki, waking me up this morning: Gad. Last night I processed a bag full of bloody--
My brain: Oh this cannot be good.
Kiki: Does the word jejuuuuune mean anything to you? It looked like a squid in a bag of blood. With green bits hanging off of it.
Me: Ah. Jejunum, then.
Kiki: I have to go eat some toothpaste.
Me, a short while later as Kiki pulled on her giant rubber boots, her coat, and her hat and then grabbed a black plastic garbage bag:
"You look like you're about to go murder a bunch of horny teenagers."
"You look like you're about to go murder a bunch of horny teenagers."
All in all, not a bad start to the day.
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