The CNA came today. I held J's hand and helped with her bath, and J cracked us all up the entire time:

CNA:  I'm gonna give you a bath now, J. I'm gonna start with your face and then work my way down.
J:  Not on me you ain't.

CNA:  Okay, J. Now I'm gonna wash your dupa [butt -- haven't heard that word in YEARS!].
J:  Okay. And I'm gonna punch you in the mouth.

CNA:  You're doing really good, J.
J:  I hate to bring it up, but you're doing really shitty.

I honestly thought I was going to bust a corpuscle from laughing.