Scene: The Council of Elrond.
Gimli has just taken an axe to The One Ring and had himself knocked on his hairy ass for his efforts. Legolas is scandalized. Aragorn is trying to figure out if that elf sitting next to Elrond used to be one-half of New Zealand's fourth most popular guitar-based digi-bongo acapella-rap-funk-comedy folk duo. Boromir feels like he's babysitting except he's not getting paid.
Kiki : Heh. The dwarf's not tempted. Let him carry the Ring.
Me: Gimli's a crazy fucker. He blessed the Ring and threw it off a cliff.
Gimli has just taken an axe to The One Ring and had himself knocked on his hairy ass for his efforts. Legolas is scandalized. Aragorn is trying to figure out if that elf sitting next to Elrond used to be one-half of New Zealand's fourth most popular guitar-based digi-bongo acapella-rap-funk-comedy folk duo. Boromir feels like he's babysitting except he's not getting paid.
Kiki : Heh. The dwarf's not tempted. Let him carry the Ring.
Me: Gimli's a crazy fucker. He blessed the Ring and threw it off a cliff.
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